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The Honest Man’s Guide To Mortgage Foreclosure Solutions
from:Alright boys and girls you are staring foreclosure right in the face and now you need some practical mortgage foreclosure solutions to help you keep your happy home and make sure your lovely wife doesn’t leave you for the mailman. By now you have probably learned that running down the street screaming “Oh my God they are taking my house!” is not one of the effective or practical mortgage foreclosure solutions and that something a little more proactive is needed to fend off the bank.
Let me just say that blowing up the bank, while assuring you national television coverage, is also not one of the effective or practical mortgage foreclosure solutions that you can turn to. Just when it seems like your options are limited here I come with some of the best advice you will ever get and I am going to give it to you for free. That’s right! For free and you can thank me later!
From the list of effective and practical mortgage foreclosure solutions you can choose machine gun nests. What do you say? How can machine gun nests help as one of the mortgage foreclosure solutions? Well that is simple. When they come to serve you with eviction papers they will see the machine gun nests and think twice. You never load the machine guns, heck you can even use fake machine guns if you want. But intimidation is the basis for fear and you can absolutely use fear as one of your mortgage foreclosure solutions that helps you to keep your home just a little bit longer before they send you off to county jail.
The Circus Is In Town!
Do you have a big back yard? Then have a circus and pay your mortgage from the admission proceeds! This solution is so simple it is hard to believe that more people are not employing it as one of their mortgage foreclosure solutions. All you need is a backyard at least the size of 3 football fields. Then you need a huge canvas tent big enough to accommodate a three ring circus and at least 5,000 spectators.
Then you need some elephants, clowns, peanuts, and popcorn and your mortgage foreclosure solutions just fall into your lap. It sounds like the perfect and easy solution but it is a lot of hard work as making popcorn just right takes a little effort. But beyond that your own backyard circus is sure to be a big hit with the entire neighborhood and it helps you pay your mortgage as well.
So as you can see friends you don’t need to resort to arson or insurance fraud as your first mortgage foreclosure solutions. Trust me, they aren’t worth it and they don’t work. You can try practical ideas and as long as you plan their implementation with care and detailed precision why then your mortgage is practically caught up. Just be sure to remember me when you are sitting in your paid up home and remember that this advice is absolutely free.
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